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A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application. The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?"
"It will take one year," said the master promptly.
"But we need this system immediately or even sooner! How long will it take it I assign ten programmers to it?"
The master programmer frowned. "In that case, it will take two years."
"And what if I assign a hundred programmers to it?"
The master programmer shrugged. "Then the design will never be completed," he said.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
If people concentrated on the really important things in life,
there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
-- Doug Larson
When things go well, expect something to explode, erode, collapse or just disappear.

